who is dis lickie lee chick is she trying 2 be lyk lady gaga fuq off ho. nobody wantz u to be their prostitute stupid bitch. stop gettin plastic surgery 2 look lyk gaga wtf do not aggravate me do not mess with my gaga or i will cut u lickie i will fuqin cut u.

wtf r u fuqing high or nigga shit this isn’t oozna koefuqqa or w/e dis is john lennon get ur faqts right dumb bitch. john lemon pce luv harmony - fav fallout boy member 4eva.

once hugh grant offered me $700 2 perform oral sex - i said “no hugh r u high i don’t do dat 4 grandpa b list actors fuq u nigga.” men just want me, i can’t fuqing help it. gtfo fat jealous prostitutes i have class and a kewt ass. 

i don’t even know who da fuq best coast r - drew and dat chloe bitch begged me 2 star in their vid. idk wat even is their music - it is lyk the worst weed-y shit i hav evr heard where is ke$ha.

did u know i can speak niggaharian? i’m like the most fuqin cultured person in dis world.

bet u can’t fuqin get these top quality clothes from slovakia bitch. don’t torment me again or else i’ll fuqin cum and get u.

fraiture:

wht if p diddy was actually called pete diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because its too late to correct everyone but every night he goes homes and cries and whispers to himself ‘my name is pete’ 

hello im crying

this is the first time i can relate 2 a normal person - wtf i said i wanted my show to be called iMiranda but they fuqing went ahead and called it iCarly wtf how does that even sound like miranda idgi fml. this is y normal ppl can’t be trusted.

aw normal ppl and their normal blogz r so kewt makin’ gifs of me n shit. 

i was 2 busy sending nudez 2 justin and the 3 jobros to worry about tumblr but whateva i’m here now don’t worry normal ppl calm down. keep calm and calm down and keep moving!!

wtf is this new dashboard shit. fuq wat is dis karp dude doing fuq why. 

i vote black i lyk my men and pencil casez blaq it represents purity and inspiration.